The Full Story
About
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all contain multitudes. And normally I'd list several accomplishments here and try to make myself sound like The World's Most Fascinating Woman.
Briefly, I can tell you that I'm a writer, comedian, and multimedia storyteller who produces audio plays while launching a small business incubator cleverly disguised as a cool public market. I'm also am ambivert who loves doing anything that takes her away from the keyboard, including frolicking in Pennsyltucky nature and standing on a stage in a dark room trying to make strangers laugh. I don't believe in guilty pleasures, though you wouldn't believe it if you saw me cheating on spring water and rooibos tea with the occasional 8 oz. can of Mountain Dew.
Stay tuned and let's see what this place, this sleek virtual she-shed, turns out to be.

Marching Orders
"Take whatever weird little opportunity you have and maximize the fuck out of it."
Tara Schuster, Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies: And Other Rituals to Fix Your Life, from Someone Who's Been There
